{"product_id":"03-coffee-mug-what-the-fish-2026-15-oz","title":"03. Coffee Mug - What the Fish (2026) - 15 oz","description":"\u003cp\u003eA humble snail, the ramshorn kind,\u003cbr\u003eSipped from a mug—what did he find?\u003cbr\u003eA jolt of caffeine, a surge in his shell,\u003cbr\u003eAnd suddenly he thought, “I rule this tank! Time to raise hell!”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHis foot moved fast, his spiral a blur,\u003cbr\u003e“I’m unstoppable now!” he began to slur.\u003cbr\u003e“I’m the Supreme!  Dictator of all things!\u003cbr\u003eBow to me, fish, for I am your King!”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe gourami blinked, the tetras just stared,\u003cbr\u003eThe pleco yawned, like he didn’t much care.\u003cbr\u003eBut the ramshorn, unhinged, was on a roll,\u003cbr\u003eShouting commands like he’d lost control.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e“Corydoras, line up! You’ll guard the gravel!\u003cbr\u003eBarbs, patrol! Don’t let the shrimp unravel!\u003cbr\u003eAngelfish, salute! Your emperor’s here—\u003cbr\u003eDisobey me, and you’ll quake in fear!”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHe climbed the glass like a slimy czar,\u003cbr\u003e“Bring me algae wafers to my snacky bazaar!\u003cbr\u003eRevolution is nigh! I’m here to reign!”\u003cbr\u003eBut his caffeine high was starting to wane.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe tank grew quiet, his orders ignored,\u003cbr\u003eThe fish went back to their usual chores.\u003cbr\u003eThe snail slumped down, his dreams undone,\u003cbr\u003eAnd muttered, “Maybe I just had too much fun.”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSo if your snail eyes your morning brew,\u003cbr\u003eThink twice, my friend, before sharing a few.\u003cbr\u003eFor power and madness brew hand in hand—\u003cbr\u003eA snail on caffeine? Your tank won’t stand!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMeet your next favorite morning companion, the accented ceramic mug. This mug brings the perfect blend of style and functionality to elevate your coffee or tea ritual. Made with white ceramic and sporting a sleek glossy finish with eye-catching contrast, this mug is a bliss both to use and to look at. The ergonomic C-shaped handle provides a comfortable grip, while the lead and BPA-free construction guarantee peace of mind with every sip.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e.: Material: white ceramic with colored interior and handle\u003cbr\u003e.: Choose from multiple interior and handle colors\u003cbr\u003e.: C-shaped handle\u003cbr\u003e.: Glossy finish\u003cbr\u003e.: Eye-catching color contrast \u003cbr\u003e.: Lead and BPA-free\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEU representative\u003c\/strong\u003e: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct information\u003c\/strong\u003e: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999\/44\/EC\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/strong\u003e: Clean in dishwasher or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"15oz \/ Black","offer_id":51435328012605,"sku":"30109097210565020337","price":13.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"15oz \/ Navy","offer_id":51435328045373,"sku":"29398596080285176284","price":13.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"15oz \/ Pink","offer_id":51435328078141,"sku":"39350012723509800307","price":13.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"15oz \/ Red","offer_id":51435328110909,"sku":"18373013065068846018","price":13.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"15oz \/ Light Blue","offer_id":51435328143677,"sku":"30187178997524764336","price":13.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"15oz \/ Orange","offer_id":51435328176445,"sku":"19237871408579814789","price":13.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"15oz \/ Purple","offer_id":51435328209213,"sku":"13446629953731187828","price":13.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"15oz \/ Yellow","offer_id":51435328241981,"sku":"29005465540113389895","price":13.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0726\/3744\/8509\/files\/16340495374494871648_2048.jpg?v=1772148551","url":"https:\/\/awkwardics.com\/products\/03-coffee-mug-what-the-fish-2026-15-oz","provider":"StephenP2003","version":"1.0","type":"link"}