01. Hand Towel - 2025 What the Fish (Fourth Edition)

The forums rage, the comments fly,
“Air stones? Essential?”—I’m ready to die.
The keyboard clicks, the arguments burn,
My face is flushed, but I will not adjourn.

Sweat beads drip as I type with fury,
Each post more heated, each point more blurry.
“Low oxygen tanks?! Unthinkable, man!”
But now I’m melting like a panicked flan.

Then, like a hero in the heat of the fight,
This towel appears—a glorious sight.
Its fishy swirl, its soft embrace,
Wipes off my rage, cools my face.

Rejuvenated, I’m ready to go,
Armed with facts for another blow.
So here’s to this towel, my saving grace,
In the endless war of the aquarium space!

.: Material: 100% polyester front; 100% cotton back
.: Soft to the touch
.: One size (16″ × 28″) (40.64cm × 71.12cm)

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Care instructions: Machine wash separately: cold (max 30C or 90F), gentle cycle, Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean