04. BIG Towel - Wet Your Plants!

t started with CO2, a harmless plan,
To make your plants grow like no others can.
But soon they were jacked, their stems too wide,
Their leaves exploding with plant-based pride.

The Anubias flexed, the rotala swayed,
The crypts got swole and were clearly unafraid.
The tank couldn’t hold them; they smashed through the glass,
Flooding your fish room in one epic blast.

Water poured out, plants stormed the floor,
Java fern cried, "We’re prisoners no more!"
The fish swam free in a soggy parade,
While you stood in shock at the chaos they made.

But fear not the flood, the algae, the mud—
This towel’s here to soak up the crud.
It absorbs the chaos, the roid-rage wrath,
And clears you a dry, plant-free path.

When CO2 dreams go out of control,
And your fish room becomes an aquatic black hole,
Just grab this towel—it’s your only defense,
Against plants with muscles and watery suspense.

DON'T FORGET TO BRING A TOWEL! This towel will wipe up spills. You can use it as your emotional support towel if you want.

30 x 60 inches

This heavyweight towel feels extra lush to the touch as it features a polyester facing and a cotton loop backing for durability.

.: Materials: 100% polyester (front), 100% cotton (back)
.: White cotton loop backing