05. Premium T-Shirt - 2025 What the Fish (Fourth Edition)
05. Premium T-Shirt - 2025 What the Fish (Fourth Edition)
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Oh, donuts, so sweet, a treat so divine,
But poor fish, donuts can't cross the waterline.
No sprinkles, no glaze, no chocolate ring,
For a tank-bound life denies such things.
A jelly-filled donut? What a mess it would make,
With goo in the gravel and a fruit-tinted lake.
A powdered delight? Just a dust cloud of doom,
Coating the tank like a frosted tomb.
A maple bar might hold for a spell,
But soon it would bloat, then rot, then smell.
While a cinnamon twist, oh, what a tease—
Would unravel itself in your filter with ease.
Imagine the chaos, the organic spike,
The biofilm forming, the plants won’t like.
The water grows cloudy, a saccharine stew,
A breeding ground for pathogens and algae too.
The sugar dissolves, the slime takes hold,
The damage is done, a sight to behold.
Nature can't fix your gross 40 breeder.
But in theory, it's fine, says your TDS meter.
It's so premium! Are you sure you can handle how premium it is??!?!
This classic unisex jersey short sleeve tee fits like a well-loved favorite. Soft cotton and quality print make users fall in love with it over and over again. These t-shirts have-ribbed knit collars to bolster shaping. The shoulders are tapered for a better fit over time. Dual side seams hold the garment's shape for longer.
.: Made with 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, a lightweight fabric (4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)) that is easy to layer, breathable. Perfect for active and leisure wear.
.: The retail fit that is perfect for casual and semi-formal settings. The crew neckline adds a classic, neat style that's perfect for accessorizing.
.: Bella+Canvas manufactures all its products in the US and internationally in humane, no-sweat-shop, sustainable way and is part of the Fair Labor Association as well as Platinum WRAP certified.
.: The tear-away label minimizes skin irritations.
.: Fabric blends: Ash and Heather Prism colors - 99% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester; Heather colors - 52% cotton, 48% polyester; Athletic Heather and Black Heather - 90% cotton, 10% polyester.
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Bella+Canvas 3001, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: medium heat, Do not dryclean















































