09. Coffee Mug - What the Fish (2025) - 15 oz

A humble snail, the ramshorn kind,
Sipped from a mug—what did he find?
A jolt of caffeine, a surge in his shell,
And suddenly he thought, “I rule this tank! Time to raise hell!”

His foot moved fast, his spiral a blur,
“I’m unstoppable now!” he began to slur.
“I’m the Supreme!  Dictator of all things!
Bow to me, fish, for I am your King!”

The gourami blinked, the tetras just stared,
The pleco yawned, like he didn’t much care.
But the ramshorn, unhinged, was on a roll,
Shouting commands like he’d lost control.

“Corydoras, line up! You’ll guard the gravel!
Barbs, patrol! Don’t let the shrimp unravel!
Angelfish, salute! Your emperor’s here—
Disobey me, and you’ll quake in fear!”

He climbed the glass like a slimy czar,
“Bring me algae wafers to my snacky bazaar!
Revolution is nigh! I’m here to reign!”
But his caffeine high was starting to wane.

The tank grew quiet, his orders ignored,
The fish went back to their usual chores.
The snail slumped down, his dreams undone,
And muttered, “Maybe I just had too much fun.”

So if your snail eyes your morning brew,
Think twice, my friend, before sharing a few.
For power and madness brew hand in hand—
A snail on caffeine? Your tank won’t stand!

Meet your next favorite morning companion, the accented ceramic mug. This mug brings the perfect blend of style and functionality to elevate your coffee or tea ritual. Made with white ceramic and sporting a sleek glossy finish with eye-catching contrast, this mug is a bliss both to use and to look at. The ergonomic C-shaped handle provides a comfortable grip, while the lead and BPA-free construction guarantee peace of mind with every sip.

.: Material: white ceramic with colored interior and handle
.: Choose from multiple interior and handle colors
.: C-shaped handle
.: Glossy finish
.: Eye-catching color contrast
.: Lead and BPA-free

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Care instructions: Clean in dishwasher or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap