12. Women's Tee - 2025 What the Fish (Fourth Edition)

In the depths of the tank, a rebellion brews,
Among fish fed up with influencer ruse.
“No more gimmicks! No more lies!”
Shouts a guppy as bubbles rise.

"Swim faster, comrades, we’ve cracked the code,
We’ll spin time back to the old fish-keeper mode!
A time when education found its fame,
And fishkeeping wasn’t a monetized game.

The tetras zip by, the vortex grows,
"Erase the days of ‘Hey guys!’ intros!
No boxing matches, no dirt for sale,
No lazy hacks from a clickbait trail!"

"Down with the gimmicks!" the pleco declares,
"No tanks of neglect sold as ‘minimal cares!’"
"Enough with the hashtags, the fake tank goals,
We want real fishkeepers, not scripted roles!"

The vortex rages, the water spins,
The fish feel time crack—it’s their chance to win!
Back before sponsors ruled every post,
And fishkeeping felt like it mattered the most.

But the vortex falters, the spin breaks down,
The tetras crash and the bettas frown.
Instead of freedom, they’ve spun ahead—
To a future where influencers double instead.

Defeated, they settle, their dreams on hold,
But the pleco declares, "Be brave! Be bold!
We’ll swim again, we’ll fight the scheme,
For a tank without gimmicks is the ultimate dream."

The woman's softstyle tee is a more feminine take on the classic tee. The sleeves are shortened to reveal some shoulder. The fabric is 100% ringspun cotton for all solid colors. The shoulders are taped with twill to prolong durability. The collar seam is reinforced with ribbed knitting.

.: 100% ringspun cotton (fiber content varies for different colors)
.: Light fabric (4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²))
.: Semi-fitted
.: Tear-away label
.: Runs true to size

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Gildan 64000L, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: medium, Do not iron, Do not dryclean