13. Women's Tee - Wet Your Plants!

Oh wow, another day without fresh H₂O?
Guess we’re just magical sponges, who knew, bro?
You love to say, "Plants absorb nitrates, we’re fine!"
Meanwhile, we’re marinating in organic slime.

The crypts are choking, the stems feel gross,
The Buce is side-eyeing you real close.
The Java fern groans, "This ain’t our job,"
While biofilm waltzes like a slimy mob.

And guess what? The fish are fed up too,
Swimming in funk like a stinky old stew.
Their gills are burning, their patience is gone,
They’re planning a coup by the crack of dawn.

Yeah, sure, we eat nitrates—congrats, you read that,
But what about the funk in this grimy death vat?
Dissolved organics? They’re piling up, dude,
And your refusal to change water is honestly rude.

Grab the siphon. Do it now.
Before we all just nuke this town.
A water change—it's not that hard,
Or we’re writing you up for plant neglect charges. Full card.

The woman's softstyle tee is a more feminine take on the classic tee. The sleeves are shortened to reveal some shoulder. The fabric is 100% ringspun cotton for all solid colors. The shoulders are taped with twill to prolong durability. The collar seam is reinforced with ribbed knitting.

.: 100% ringspun cotton (fiber content varies for different colors)
.: Light fabric (4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²))
.: Semi-fitted
.: Tear-away label
.: Runs true to size

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Gildan 64000L, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: medium, Do not iron, Do not dryclean