15. Hoodie - Wet Your Plants!

Oh, aquarium plants, so lush, so green,
A sight to behold, a vibrant dream.
But when the cold creeps in, I must confess,
You fail me completely—useless at best.

I wrap my arms in Rotala tight,
Yet somehow, I’m still cold at night.
I bury my face in a dense Java fern,
But warmth? Not even a slight return.

Anubias? Pathetic. Crypts? A joke.
They won’t insulate—I still feel the soak.
No cozy fleece, no heat they provide,
Just wet, limp leaves and regret inside.

But this hoodie? Oh, now we’re talking!
Soft and warm, not cold and sopping.
It doesn’t wilt, it doesn’t die,
It actually warms me—imagine that, guy.

So next time you’re shivering, let’s be real,
Your plants won’t help—they’re just a bad deal.
Skip the Java moss, the Hygro, the Buce,
Wear this hoodie—your body will thank you.

This unisex heavy blend hooded sweatshirt is relaxation itself. Made with a thick blend of cotton and polyester, it feels plush, soft and warm, a perfect choice for any cold day. In the front, the spacious kangaroo pocket adds daily practicality while the hood's drawstring is the same color as the base sweater for extra style points.

.: Made with a medium-heavy fabric (8.0 oz/yd² (271 g/m²)) that consists of 50% cotton and 50% polyester for that cozy feel and warmth you need in a hoodie.
.: The classic fit along with the pouch pocket and the tear-away label make for a highly comfortable, scratch-free wearing experience.
.: The color-matched drawcord and the double-lined hood add a stylish flair and durability that tie everything together.
.: Made using 100% ethically grown US cotton. Gildan is also a proud member of the US Cotton Trust Protocol ensuring ethical and sustainable means of production. 
.: Fabric blends: Heather Sport colors - 60% polyester, 40% cotton
.: Embroidery decoration method available on left chest or center chest

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Gildan 18500, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Bangladesh

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: medium, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean