16. Long Sleeve Kimono Robe - What the Fish 2025 (Fourth Edition)

Note: This ships from China so there will be a longer arrival time.

Oh, this kimono, so silky, so fine,
A warm embrace, a true design divine.
I slipped it on, just for a while,
And forgot my tanks in its cozy beguile.

The guppies are waiting, the filters hum loud,
But here I am, wrapped up, feeling so proud.
The water change? Eh, it’ll wait till tomorrow,
This kimono erases all sense of sorrow.

I lounge like a pleco, stuck to my couch,
A snack in my hand, my posture a slouch.
“Do I even have tanks?” I lazily ponder,
As the plants in my mind start to wither and wander.

My fish must think I’ve abandoned the room,
But this jacket’s a hug—like a fabric cocoon.
So warm, so soft, it’s a fishy delight,
Who cares if the lights stayed on last night?

So here’s to this kimono, the ultimate cheat,
Making fishkeeping lazy, yet fashion elite.
Just promise your fish you’ll get back someday—
But for now? Cozy forever, that’s the kimono way.

Whether it’s lounging at home or making a stylish appearance, these kimono-style robes are as beautiful as they are cozy. This chic mid-length robe features the signature flowing bell sleeves and a belt, making it an absolute delight for Japanese style enthusiasts. Each kimono is 100% made with Polyester for that smooth & silky feel.

.: 100% polyester
.: Light fabric (4.72 oz/yd²(160g/m²))
.: Smooth feel

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Care instructions: Do not dryclean, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not tumble dry, Do not bleach, Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)